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What is Kolder Quatsch?

"Kolder Quatsch" is a blend of two words from two languages:
“Kolder”(Dutch): meaning nonsense, absurdity, or theatrical foolishness.
And “Quatsch”(German): meaning babble, silliness, or plain rubbish.


By combining them, I created a new expression: one that sounds a bit ridiculous, yet strangely familiar  just like life itself.
It’s a phrase that refuses to take things too seriously, and yet…
every whisper it carries contains something real.



About Kolder Quatsch

In a world that is often far too serious,

yet too absurd to be taken seriously.


Kolder Quatsch is born:

my whispering form of art where humor, life lessons,

and existential confusion walk hand in hand.


I love to laugh.
But the kind of laughter that stings a little,

that reveals something,

that, if you really listen, carries a truth inside.


Each Kolder Quatschis a smile in disguise.
A mirror with a wink.
A story that makes you think,

even if it begins with an egg,

a man, or a toilet seat.

Because life isparadoxical.
It’s bitterly serious.
And still,
we laugh.

Because we must.

Because we may.

Because it helps.